Cameron Wilson, 20, is the youngest of the Serotonin crew, still in college (although barely) for graphic design. He’s the first person I’ve ever met that has both nostrils pierced, and looks really good in pictures.
What makes you feel “well?”
What does ‘consciousness’ mean to you?
That's never crossed my mind, honestly.
I don’t even know what that word means.
It’s like a crutch, or a guilty pleasure.
Watching really, really fucked up porn. Scenarios where it shouldn’t be a real-life thing. Like, a rape scene. I wouldn't dare do that in real life, you know what I mean? It’s just a kind of fetish.
…probably sex. I'm a simple man.
Drug of choice?
Cigarettes and beer, at the same time. Drinking a beer while having a smoke with your mates.
Is there a time when it’s the most satisfying?
During the day, because you’re not supposed to be getting drunk during the day. But I like to do that anyway.
Do you guys drink at work?
Our landlord’s Muslim, so we can’t.
Favorite hangover food?
Pizza and a burger, together.
Like a pizza burger?
What’s that? A burger on top of a pizza?
No, it’s a burger that has tomato sauce and mozzarella on it. You ever have a pizza bagel?
Jesus, there are your two reasons to come to America.
I’ve never been to America.
Best advice for heartbreak?
Sex. I’m always the heartbreaker, but when I’m feeling down about a girl, I just go on a sex spree.
So sex with another girl is the best solution?
Not a single girl. Multiple girls. Go crazy for a month or two. That’s what I do when I break up with a girl — let loose and go fucking mental.
Do you ever bottom out though? Like, Jesus Christ, I’ve had enough?
Do you feel empty inside?
Yeah. When I have a girlfriend, it’s because I’m like, fuck, I’m a slut. I need to stop going on Tinder and fucking every girl that I see.
Skaters love Tinder. I’ve realized that’s a thing.
You’re at home, you’re hungover, you’re lonely, you’re horny. You just go on Tinder and go, “what you saying?” to the first girl that pops up. “You wanna link?” The amount of Tinder screenshots that have been taken of me saying that to girls is probably crazy.
Do you like yourself?
Some days yes, some days no.
On the ‘yes’ days, why?
‘Cause I think I look fuckin' dope. Honestly, I look at myself and I'm like, you know what, you look really sick today.